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Nation
Badger
Number of posts : 177
Age : 30
Location : Here.
About me : I'm Nation.
I'm reviving Demonforest with the help of a couple of the other mods.
If your stumbling across the site, Welcome! Join! Talk!
If you've got a question, Drop me a PM.
Likes : Chicken
Dislikes : Liver
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| Subject: Bad jokes/ pick up lines..  Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:04 pm | |
| Post your jokes!
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* What do clouds wear under their clothes?
* Thunderware.
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* What does a cat sleep on?
* A caterpillow.
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* What should you do if windows crashes and costs you money?
* bill Gates.
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PICK UP LINES!
Did you fart babe? Cause you blew me away!
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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musicaholic
Mouse
Number of posts : 16
Age : 31
Location : Under your bed
Registration date : 2008-11-26
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Thu Nov 27, 2008 6:47 am | |
| - Nation wrote:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
That's The best! I cant think of any right now | |
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Nintendo
Mouse
Number of posts : 12
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Thu Nov 27, 2008 8:04 am | |
| Hey, you look like my World of Warcraft character!
Why don't we go back to my room to play some PvP?
Are you wearing space pants? 'Cos your ass is out of this world! | |
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BlackMirror
Mouse
Number of posts : 40
Age : 29
Registration date : 2008-11-26
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Fri Nov 28, 2008 3:21 pm | |
| Um, well i don't really make many jokes, but the first one i ever made was:
Why does the billionaire need a bath? because he's filthy rich.
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Casper.
Bat
Number of posts : 133
Age : 32
Location : I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOU BABY, CAN YOU GET ENOUGH OF MEEEE?????
About me : Hey baby, want to go for a rise in my little red sports car?
Likes : You, you sexy thang.
Dislikes : You, you sexy thang.
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Fri Nov 28, 2008 8:35 pm | |
| My cock just died can I bury it in your ass?
Fat polar! Now that I've broken the ice whats up?
I'm not the most attractive girl in the room but I'm the only one talking to you.
According to my watch, you're not wearing any underwear. Oh what? You are! Well my watch must be an hour fast then. | |
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mcr666
Wolverine
Number of posts : 321
Age : 33
Location : Hotel Bella Muerte
About me : I'm controversial, but a good person to know.
I'm also pretty dang helpful if i do say so myself, and I have many ideas.
Likes : Poems, music, computers, friends, this site
Registration date : 2008-11-24
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:12 pm | |
| - Casper. wrote:
According to my watch, you're not wearing any underwear. Oh what? You are! Well my watch must be an hour fast then. It actaully took me a few seconds to get that last one. | |
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Metal
Fox
Number of posts : 258
Age : 33
Location : Melbourne, Australia
Likes : This site
Dislikes : Anything other than this site
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:27 pm | |
| Why don't you come come sit on my lap?
Then we can see what pops up | |
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mcr666
Wolverine
Number of posts : 321
Age : 33
Location : Hotel Bella Muerte
About me : I'm controversial, but a good person to know.
I'm also pretty dang helpful if i do say so myself, and I have many ideas.
Likes : Poems, music, computers, friends, this site
Registration date : 2008-11-24
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:00 am | |
| Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven?
Is there a mirror in your pocket ?cause I can see myself in your pants.
I've actually had the first one used on me. XD | |
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Melly
Mouse
Number of posts : 43
Age : 30
About me : I'm trying to find balance in my life. The good and the bad. The future and the past. My afflictions and my affections. The scales are tipping.
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:14 pm | |
| are you wearing moonpants? cause your butt is out of this world | |
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Metal
Fox
Number of posts : 258
Age : 33
Location : Melbourne, Australia
Likes : This site
Dislikes : Anything other than this site
Registration date : 2008-12-01
| | Subject: Re: Bad jokes/ pick up lines.. Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:25 pm | |
| You have nice shoes
Wanna fuck? | |
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